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НАЗНАЧЕНИЕ, УСЛОВИЯ ЭКСПЛУАТАЦИИ И ТЕХНИЧЕСКИЕ ДАННЫЕ ИЗДЕЛИЯ
Туалетная бумага (арт. № 11315509651), в дальнейшем - ИЗДЕЛИЕ, предназначена для удаления остатков процесса дефекации с внешнего края заднепроходного отверстия, прилегающих к нему участков кожи и локально концентрированного на данном участке тела волосяного покрова (в дальнейшем - места использования).

ПРИМЕНЕНИЕ
1. Тщательно ознакомиться с настоящей инструкцией. Инструкция должна быть закреплена винтами М6 в легкодоступном и хорошо освещенном месте в зоне прямой видимости пользователя (пользователей).

2. Рулон изделия расположить на уровне груди пользователя в слегка горизонтальном положении.

3. Произвести акт дефекации.

4. Убедитесь в успешном завершении акта и в отсутствии позывов к его продолжению (данный пункт важен для экономии и рационального пользования изделием).

5. Прямым поступательным движением правой руки вниз ухватить кончик (изделия), а затем резким движением вверх и вправо приблизительно под углом 60 градусов к линии горизонта дернуть изделие, отмотав, таким образом, 700 миллиметров изделия (для удобства пользователя каждые 100 миллиметров изделия маркированы перфорацией).

6. Разнонаправляющим движением рук в горизонтальной плоскости произвести разрыв ленты приблизительно между двумя ближайшими участками перфорации. Лица, обладающие отсутствием одной из конечностей, производят манипуляции с изделием с помощью острого режущего или рубящего инструмента (ножницы, столовый нож, опасная бритва, топорик для разделки мяса). Соблюдайте меры предосторожности, изложенные в соответствующих инструкциях, прилагаемых к данным изделиям.

Примечание. Не рекомендуется производить надрыв изделия по участкам перфорации ввиду опасности нарушения и деформации поверхностного слоя волокнистой структуры материала изделия.

7. Сложить отрез изделия в виде гармошки (баяна), последовательно сгибая его по участкам перфорации, получив изделие № 2 (см. рис. 1).

8. Переложить в руку, наиболее удобную для пользователя.

9. Приложить полученное в ходе предыдущих манипуляций изделие № 2 к месту использования и, плотно прижав рукой к кожному покрову, произвести подтирочные действия в межягодичном пространстве.

10. Поместив использованное изделие в область зрения, в условиях хорошей освещенности осмотреть наличествующий на нем мазок на предмет обнаружения яйца глистов или признаков педикулеза. В случае обнаружения таковых набрать 03 и поставить в известность соответствующие медицинские учреждения по месту жительства. В противном случае повторить пункты 4-9 три-четыре раза.

11. Чистой сухой рукой проверить качество очистки (межягодичное пространство на ощупь должно быть сухо, слегка шероховато, края заднепроходного отверстия хорошо протерты, волосяной покров пушист и легко доступен для прочесывания). В случае наличия признаков некачественной подтирки (грязь под ногтями, резкий специфический запах при обонятельном контроле и др.) произвести манипуляции, описанные в п. 4-9, еще три-четыре раза.

МЕРЫ ПРЕДОСТОРОЖНОСТИ
1. Не курить вблизи изделия.
2. Не оставлять использованное изделие в местах культуры, отдыха и приема пищи.
3. Беречь от детей. Туалетная бумага - не игрушка, а средство гигиены!
4. Не рекомендуется многократное использование изделия.

 
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