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Учебник математики

(Учебник математики выпущен издательством ЭКСМО-Пресс в 2002 году)
Вот несколько задачек из этого учебника. Стоит заметить, что текст НЕ изменен,
а в точности перепечатан из книги:

1. У стола отпилили один угол. Сколько углов у него теперь?
А сколько углов будет, если отпилить два, три, четыре угла?
если стол бы четырехугольный (что не очевидно), то конечно стало пять.
Или четыре. В зависимости от линии, по которой резали. И в предположение,
что отпиливается прямым резом, а не фигурным выпиливанием.
Если отпилить еще угол - то смотря какой и опять же смотря по какой линии.
В общем, задача плохая, слишком много умолчаний в условии...

2. В тарелке лежали три морковки и четыре яболка. Сколько фруктов
было в тарелке? ну, что такое "фрукт" биологи до сих пор четкого определения
не дали, а если по магазинному - так 4 яблока. Вот если яболко - не опечатка,
тогда не знаю, фрукт ли это.

3. В люстре горело пять лампочек. Две из них погасли. Сколько лампочек
осталось в люстре? отличная задача. лампочек, ясен барабан,
осталось пять (в задаче же ничего не сказано о том, что их вывернули).

4. У мамы дочка Даша, сын Саша, собака Дружок и кот Пушок.
Сколько детей у мамы?
Биологических - два. Юридически тоже. А считает ли она свое зверье -
детьми (пусть приемными) - вопрос отдельный.

5. В коридоре стоят 8 башмаком. Сколько детей играет в комнате?
м-да... а сколько детей сидит в сортире? без знания этого задача не
решается. Можно предположить, что не больше 4-х, если исключить возможность,
что кто-то пришел босиком или поперся в комнату в обуви.

6. У нескольких столов 12 ножек. Сколько всего столов в комнате?
очевидно - несколько.

7. У кошки Мурки родились щенята: один черненький и два беленьких.
Сколько щенят у Мурки?
щенят-то трое, но Мурка какая-то мутантная.

8. Прилетели два чижа, два стрижа и два ужа. Сколько стало птиц всего
Возле дома моего? ну если поскольку способность летать еще не делает ужа
птицей (может его просто сильно и метко бросили), то птиц 4-ре.
Но вот сколько из них село возле дома - неочевидно.

9. Сели на воду три воробья. Один улетел. Сколько осталось?
один остался. который улетел. остальные утонули.

10. Катится по столу колесо разноцветное: один угол у него красный,
другой зеленый, третий желтый. Когда колесо докатится до края стола,
какой цвет будет виден? угол, я надеюсь, у стола. а колесо
разноцветное ответ: откуда я знаю?

11. На полке стояли детские книжки. Подбежала собачка, взяла одну книжку,
потом еще одну, потом еще две. Сколько книжек она прочитает?
ну кто же ее знает. не больше 4-х. Может она не все читать будет.

12. Мама уронила поднос, на котором стояли 2 чашки с цветочками,
2 в Горошек и 2 с ягодками. Сколько теперь стало чашек?
зависит от мягкости пола (или на что она их уронила) и прочности чашек

13. На дубе три ветки, на каждой три яблока. Сколько всего яблок?
сколько всего или сколько на дубе? на дубе - девять. А всего яблок - их мно-о-ого...

14. Сколько циплят вывел петух, если он снес 5 яиц?
куда вывел? на прогулку? много наверное. если они его настолько достали.

15. Один банан падает с елки каждые 5 минут. Сколько их упадет за один час?
ну это очевидно - 12. мало ли кто на елке с мешком бананов сидит.

16. По двору гуляли петух и курица. У петуха 2 ноги, а у курицы 4.
Сколько ног гуляло по двору?
смотря как ноги у курицы растут и смотря что считать гуляющей ногой.
Может они у нее кверху торчат, а гуляет она брюхом по земле, пресмыкаясь
аки гад ползающий... Тогда ногу гуляющей считаем или нет?

17. На столе стояло 5 стаканов ягод. Миша съел один и поставил его на стол.
Сколько стаканов стоит на столе? так съел или поставил? если съел - то 4.
если не стал есть и поставил, то пять.

18. На Машином платье были вышиты три вишни и два яблока.
Съели одну вишню и два яблока. Сколько фруктов осталось?
На платье - осталось вышито 5 изображений фруктов (если вишня - фрукт,
тут тоже есть путаница). А фруктов осталось на три меньше, чем было.

 
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